i went into labor...

which is saying something because i'm not currently pregnant.  my husband dropped me off at the emergency room entrance and took our two boys home.  i changed into an aweful hospital gown.  i walked up and down the hallway trying to get signal on my cell phone.  when i finally got ahold of my husband, he informed me he couldn't find a sitter for the boys.  i went into the lobby and met a nice gay couple who were looking to adopt.  they came into the delivery room with me, but my contractions stopped.